It has been a long time since I've told this tale. I usually tell this made up story of mine to my brother because of his facination with all of you. In this story my brother will be included, so that when he finaly comes and lives with me he can see this.
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I sit in my chair waiting for my "delivery" to come to my quarters in the slums of Cybertron. As you can imagine Im a Decepticon....well former Decepticon Brigabier General of the Decepticon army. What happend was something that shouldn't have happend, but that's for another time. Right now as I said before, I await my delivery. During my waiting a neighbor comes by, a Autobot companion that I befriended during my fall. His name is Falto.
Falto: Still being lazy I see Phantasm?
Phantasm: Shut the hell up....you know I get annoyed when Im talked to during my delivery.
Falto: Yeah well your rent is due.
Phantasm: What the hell are you talking about I live in a freakin' cabin made of raw energon that "I" made!
Falto: Jeez luis Phantasm don't get so mad I was just kiddin'......
I just ignored him while still waiting for my delivery. What lies in that package will certainly change things for both myself and Falto. Just at that moment I see the person that delivers my packages regulary during the year (I only have enough zenny for one year for at least "one" package).
Delivery guy: Heres your package sir.
I take the package without a word but he clears his throat indicating that he needed a tip. I look at him for a second knowing that his living conditions are no worse than mine and give him the smallest amount that I can possibly give to make a living. He then takes his leave and I open my package infront of Falto.
Falto: What's in there?
I ignore him to which he gets annoyed and asks again, but I continue ignoring him until he gave up which took awhile.
Falto: Fine don't answer me. I have to clean the road anyway.
His job makes little sense because of these two things.
1-He doesn't get paid for it
and 2-No vehicles use the road anyway
After I made sure he left I open up my package and smile with glee.
Phantasm: It's here.......
To be continued....