You might smile or laugh

Spanish word of the Day: Water
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is! (what her)

Spanish word of the Day: Brief
My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief. (breathe)

Spanish word of the Day: Mushroom
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom. (much room)

I'll post more tomorrow.

-SMILES- ^^

Ok, since it's 12 over here that automatically signifies the next day. So as promised (not really) I'll post more of these funny posts.

Spanish word of the Day: Chicken
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself. (she can)

Spanish word of the Day: Liver & Cheese
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine. (leave her & she's)

Spanish word of the Day: July
Ju told me ju were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer! (You lie & You liar)

Spanish word of the day: bodywash

I cant go to the movies cuz no bodywash my kids. (body watch)

Spanish word of the day: Juice

Aww, this is why I love juice guys (you)

Spanish word of the day: Wafer
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me! (wait for)

Spanish word of the day: Herpes
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes. (her piece)

Spanish word of the day: Tissue
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue. (teach you)

More on the way!