Zombies

Since Zombies in general have proven to be the most popular monsters in the history of horror, let's pretend that Zombies are real.

What is your Zombie survival plan?

I'ma take my guns and ammo, and hole up in the family beach house. If supplies run out, Take the boat to the neighbors and comendeer their fuckin yacht and go to the nearest islad with no people and set up base camp.

Muahahahahaha

Language.

Road Trip to fort knox they have over 300 m1 abrams tanks stored there plus military weapons

Adder's plan sounds good enough.

my plan is to pack up all the guns in my house then head down to sportsmans warehouse which has plenty of guns and ammo then hole up and start the slaughter.

Step 1) Pack supplies such as bottled water, canned food, first aid kits and clothing
Step 2) Head into armoury and pack four bags full of weapons such as HK-416's, M4A1's, G36c's, MP5's, Micro Galil's, semi auto and full auto shotguns, Glock 17's, P226's, USP .45's and ammunition
Step 3) Load up gear into black Hummer
Step 4) Meet up with friends and family, we will form a convoy and head to the West Coast where we have a Yacht
Step 5) Sail to a small island used for SAS training exercises near the bottom of the North Island

Weapons only last as long as someone's patience.

Phase One: Find any survivors that you know are trustworthy and work in a coordinated group. Stick together or work is seperate teams to gather supplies to survive at least another day. Stay clear from tight corners and spaces. Open areas will prevent any chance of the undead swarming you and keeping you from escaping.

Phase Two: Use the residential area as a base and build a perimeter around it after the undead presence is purged. If this isn't possible move together and find a local gun store and gather any ammunition and weapons available. A sporting goods store will also work in case close-quarters combat is unavoidable along with any patrol cars left stranded in case any loose weapons linger. The local Police department will suffice as many weapons are held there. This is also a likely area to hold a base.

Phase Three: When a large enough group is settled, send out a team of at least six to gather food and any more weapons. When rations and munitions are nearly depleted move on in a nomad fashion to any nearby towns and hope for the best.

....you all need jesus!

HorridWing wrote:

....you all need jesus!

Jesus needs us >.>

why wouldnt anyone wanna join me in fort knox, we got gold, lots of
gold guns ammo and tanks

and did i mention gold

5 ways to help you live in a zombie world

1. Always Keep a slow friend nearby 'cause if you can't outrun a zombie all you have to do is out run your friend.

2. Keep the bad asses around.

3. Stay silent for zombies are attracted to sound.

4. Make sure your gun isn't the only weapon you've got.

5. Keep a copy of the zombie survival guide around at all times.

Get weapons, food, and head to the top of the Empire State Building. Checkmate.

Star Adder wrote:

why wouldnt anyone wanna join me in fort knox, we got gold, lots of
gold guns ammo and tanks

and did i mention gold

Hey, I would join you, I like the idea of having a fort to protect us!

I will create a system that will turn zombies into a renewable energy source that will fuel my HEAVILY FORTIFIED SECRET TECH LAB and my HEAVILY ARMORED AMPHIBIOUS ZOMBIE HARVESTER/DEATOMIZER.

With it, I shall conquer the undead and be the undisputed leader of the post zombie holocaust Earth.

I shall research Zombie manipulation to kill off potential human adversaries while I'm at it.

lol this is funny fact if zombie attack actually happen

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

lmfao at galv...



ahem..

1. shoot myself and watch all your slaggers run around in heaven.



XD LOL

My plan is to hide out in my attic...its not actually that bad since they cant get up

cool then you can write a survival story in a diary and become as famous as annie Frank was ........ and no im not trying to be funny its serious

Just have two Irish guys helping you out and you're good to go.

Anne Frank died naked and cachectic in a concentration camp. I wonder what would happen if Nazi Zombies are real...

Best. Day. EVER.

At least in my opinion.

If life was a video game and we had infinite respawn.

Commander Hawk wrote:

lmfao at galv...



ahem..

1. shoot myself and watch all your slaggers run around in heaven.



XD LOL

..........Nah fuck it I'm not even gonna bother with a sarcastic comment guys...

Dr. Lecter wrote:

Anne Frank died naked and cachectic in a concentration camp. I wonder what would happen if Nazi Zombies are real...

well that will happen minus the dying in the camp

A little something I found for our zombie lovers