SO TIME FOR JOKES!!
I dumped my Haitian girlfriend last week. She's been crushed ever since.
What kinda dance moves do Haitians perform at dance clubs?
They try to "raise the roof" or "hold up the wall".
What does it take to pick up a Haitian woman these days?
A digger.
After the worst earthquake in 200 years the capitol of Haiti is leveled. Damage estimates are in the tens of dollars."
Did you hear about the new Haitian Boy Band? The New Blocks on the Kids
What's a Haitian's favorite drank? Vodka Martini, Shaken not stirred
a Haitian guy walks into a bar.... it collapses
whats Haiti's favorite game? Quake...
what has 1,000 arms and legs? Haiti Hilton