dotcom....
hilarious site to go to when bored or you just want a laugh
Basically a collection of unfortunate events all rapped up into a nice himulationsandwich.
Some good ones (possibly graphic to those under the age of 14):
Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity."
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.
fmylife.com