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| Subject: NEW Sega product!*For Mandalore,Lunar,Kratos,and men Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:16 pm | |
| "If you're horrible in bed and don't have enough guts or brains to learn better techniques, then Sega Toys has something for you.
That's right, the company that makes video games for children of all ages is now releasing 'The Love Trainer', a headphone set that guides you through better sex.
The 'Trainer', which monitors your heart rate, says things like:
"The foreplay, will now begin!"
"Please confirm the heart rate sensor!"
"Your stamina will be evaluated!"
"The lovemaking, will now begin!"
"Following the beat, make love much harder!"
"You are making love, at a very good pace!"
"Making love a bit more gentler, would be perfect!"
"Well done! Let's make love more regularly!"
Wow. And 'The Trainer' has a promo video! The video is below."http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212203860.shtml | |
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