This is not meant to offend anyone. I hope we can just laugh at ourselves. I like all the different personalities at this forum and wanted to make a topic about it. Its all games. Now lets get to the good stuff!
Hawk: RAWR, AUTOBOT SCUM! FOR SOME REASON I AM TALKING IN CAPS TO EXPRESS MY TEMPORARY ANGER.
Hawk's mom(irl): Sweety! Dinner is ready!
Hawk (irl): MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP! I AM KICKING AUTOBOT ASS. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kratos: Don't you all see that I am a legend?
Audience: Uhhh, no. You didn't do anything.
Kratos: OMG YOUR ALL SUCH NOOBS. This is like my 600000000th account. That has to be good for SOMETHING, right?
Audience: NOOB
PONNY: hey lawlzers. doez any one kno wy i am speakingz like tis?
Audience: LOL
PONNY: what is lol? ur n00bs
The Darkfather: Well you see. I like to make long and detailed posts. It is just in my nature. So in response to your message about an army being a "pac of lions" I am going to point out that.....
(AUDIENCE FALLS ASLEEP, BUT WAKES UP AND THINKS DARKFATHER IS SMART DUE TO HIS LONG POSTS. THEY RESPECT HIM. FOR SOME REASON.)
(GENERALFIRE CHANGES HIS AVATAR AND SIGNATURE FOR THE 10TH TIME IN A DAY.)
Autosaver: Hey I'm 12!
Audience: Oh cool! Unfortunately we treat anyone younger than us as other beings. We would include you in our groups, but we read your posts from a wise man's point of view.
Autosaver: I like sonic!
Audience: Oh isn't he so cute? Now back to making our hall of fame.
Aerialbot: Hey guys
Audience: SHUT UP YOU PRICK.
Mandalore: Who wants to join my army?
Audience: OMG I DO! EVEN THOUGH THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD CONSIDERING YOU JUST RANDOMY GOT TONS OF PEOPLE TO BACK UP YOUR ARMY. WHAT IS THE NAME OF IT AGAIN?
Mandalore: The Mandalorians.
Audience: That explains it.
Foxy Lady: Hey whats going on
(males in audience unintentionally resemble Beavus and Butthead for a few miutes.)
Darner: I AM GOING TO SHOOT THE AUTOBOT BASE BY GETTING ALL ONE-MAN SHIPS OUT OF OUR HANGAR.
Hawk: Darner, when will you shut up? No one wants to role play!
(HAWK THEN GOES TO HER CHAT AND ROLE PLAYS)
Astroshock: How do I work my sig?