Commander Hawk Banned
Number of posts : 547 Location : Why must you know..? Registration date : 2010-02-10
| Subject: stories of a friend. read if you need to die of laughter. Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:25 am | |
| Hiya! First off, I do not own The Transformers, either G1 or the movies. Anyway, this is a short little crack fic that I made in my spare time, which unfortunately, I do not have enough off. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for reading!In the Autobot base on Earth, Jazz and Bumblebee were standing around a water cooler and talking"…And that is why the new Transformers series sucks." Bumblebee told Jazz."Wow they really made you look like a loser, huh?" Jazz asked"Oh yeah.""Hey wait a minute, aren't you meant to be Gold Bug now?" Jazz asked."Uh well the thing about that is…uh…gottogo!" Bumblebee yelled running off.Jazz got himself a cup of water from the cooler and slowly took a sip "My god my life sucks.""Oh yeah, there's no denying that. I mean you got a real bit part in that movie they made about our Unicron adventure." Springer said, walking up to Jazz."Yeah if only they knew what I really did during that escapade, boy it was quite an adventure I tell ya, filled with magic and awesomeness that would make Star Wars look boring." Jazz said, fondly reminiscing."You gonna tell me about it then?""No. No I won't.""You suck.""Yeah well at least I didn't get tricked into making out with Starscream's ghost." Jazz countered."He had such a girly voice! I thought he was a woman!" Springer said angrily.Starscream's ghost, who had inexplicably materialised next to the water cooler began to cry and then ran off."What a freak." Springer said as he watched him run off."Attention all Autobots report to the meeting room immediately." Optimus Prime said over the intercom "Aw jeez I think I just leaked transmission fluid…shit. Ratchet get in here!" Optimus continued not realising that he still had the intercom on."Hey wait isn't Ratchet dead?" Jazz asked"Yeah well Optimus hasn't been the same ever since he came back to life, must have something to do with when we beat the crap out of him when he was a zombie." Springer said"Heh, yeah you tripped him and I kept kicking him in the side repeatedly. What a day that was." Jazz said fondly.Shortly afterwards, in the meeting room..."All right Autobots…and Starscream's ghost, it seems that Galvatron is planning to steal the statue of Liberty." Optimus said."…Why?" Starscream's ghost asked"Uh…well, because…you're a jerk and unloved!" Optimus yelled out, causing Starscream's ghost to burst into tears again and ran out of the meeting hall."What a freak." Sunstreaker said."As I was saying we need to stop Megatron!" Optimus said."Galvatron." Gears corrected."Galvatron." Optimus repeated"…Why?" Blaster asked."Because…because…because…Aw screw it, lets all go to Tijuana instead! Autobots transform and rollout!" At this the Autobots all cheered.Meanwhile, at the Decepticon base, Meg-I mean, Galvatron, was talking to his Skywar-I mean Bombsh-I mean...wait, who do I mean?"Hmm well lets go through the things-to-do checklist Cyclonus." Galvatron said to his second-in-command "First, make up plan.""Check." Cyclonus said"Second go through with plan.""Check.""Third, get beaten up by the Autobots and leave in defeat.""No." Cyclonus said."No? What do you mean no?" Galvatron yelled."Well we didn't get the crap kicked out of us by the Autobots because they didn't show. In fact Laserbeak says that they're all in Tijuana.""What? Tijuana? Aw man, now what am I supposed to do? I don't even want the friggin statue of liberty!" Galvatron stormed off.Cyclonus sighed "Why do I even put up with this crap? "Meanwhile in Tijuana Sunstreaker was being…himself."So I told him, just because you're fifty feet tall doesn't mean I can't beat the crap outta you."Ultra Magnus sighed "And then what?""Well then he hit me and I was sent flying…but in an awesome way!"Ultra Magnus simply sighed again.Jetfire was, by this point completely drunk."Hey Hot Rod, nobody likesh you, ya dumb wush. You shuck!""I'm Jazz you idiot!""Hey guys!" Perceptor called out "I just got a page from Spike, he says that the Decepticons are trashing a Nandoes."The Autobots just stared and Perceptor glanced at his pager again. "Oh wait, that's a Burger King."Instantly all the Autobots began rushing around, hoping to save the fast food outlet before it was too late.Well, end of chapter 1. Hope you enjoyed it, I thought it was funny anyway, not too funny, but chuckle worthy. Apologies for the obvious Nandoes bashing, I just really hate that place. For those who don't get the joke about getting Cyclonus confused with Skywarp and Bombshell, in the original movie, Skywarp was reformatted into Cyclonus, and Bombshell was reformatted into Cyclonus' one man "armada", but for some reason, one of them dissapears for the rest of the film and is never seen or mentioned again, so yeah. I know it's a little short compared to my other Transformers fanfic, New Beast Wars, but I couldn't really stretch it out anymore, sorry. At the moment, I'm unsure when the next chapter's coming out, but hopefully soon. Don't forget to leave a review, and thanks for reading.
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Dr. Lecter Silver Member
Number of posts : 564 Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: stories of a friend. read if you need to die of laughter. Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:34 pm | |
| Comments (neutral): 1. Fun read 2. Tijuana, Mexico in a Transformers story. 3. Alien robots conversing like college freshmen. 4. Robots with distinguishable gender. 5. The strategic value of Burger King. 6. Bumblebee has a religion. 7. Robots making out with each other (see #4). 8. Optimus Prime saying "jerk." 9. Autobots being aware of Star Wars. 10. There is no such thing as a 10th comment. Return to comment #1. Room for improvement (also known as Con): 1. Separate scenes by adding paragraphs. 2. Text alignment should be "left" to make reading easier. The title should be centered if you want something left in the center. I presume this was pasted from another site or file, so by default, it would be aligned in the center. | |
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Commander Hawk Banned
Number of posts : 547 Location : Why must you know..? Registration date : 2010-02-10
| Subject: Re: stories of a friend. read if you need to die of laughter. Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:36 pm | |
| XD ill tell her your review. | |
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