top 10 things not to say to the father of the girl you taking out for a date

10. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."
9. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
8. "I just got my license today."
7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
6. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
5. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
3. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
2. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
1. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"

i laughed

Weird......XD

Star Adder wrote:

i laughed

Its bad if you laugh at your own jokes.

Maybe they aren't his jokes.

they arent my jokes

I win.

You lose.

Invalid responce.

Spell response right and come back.

Owned by the G-Nazi.

Autosaver wrote:

Spell response right and come back.

Autosaver wrote:

Its bad if you laugh at your own jokes.

Funny, I felt the same way from your uncorroborated response to Adder.

At least I can get the right letters for "it". ^_~

Okay...could have went without the winking.

I don't swing that way. XD

laughed really hard