WISH BATTLE!!!!

Now that The Darkfather has me obssessing over it I must have a bout with you people!

I wish that lightsabers were real.

Granted

however you had an accident and you tripped over one face first

I wish Stone Cold Steve Austin had pigtail hair.

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted

however you had an accident and you tripped over one face first

I wish Stone Cold Steve Austin had pigtail hair.

Granted

however because of this odd wish Stone Cold has a change of sex but keeps his body and attacks you.

Since you didn't make a wish I'll take yours instead

I wish Bugs Bunny never walked around naked

The Darkfather wrote:

Since you didn't make a wish I'll take yours instead

I wish Bugs Bunny never walked around naked

Granted

Whos bugs bunny again?

I wish that food tasted like chocolate.

Granted

but you got tired of the taste of eating nothing but food that tastes like chocolate, and after three days you decided to end the misery by peeing on an electric fence .

I wish for a red penguin.

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted

but you got tired of the taste of eating nothing but food that tastes like chocolate, and after three days you decided to end the misery by peeing on an electric fence .

I wish for a red penguin.

Granted

however you fail to keep it in the house where a animal catcher gains international fame and lose your chance to earn some mullah for the mysterious red penguin.

and since he didn't wish.
i'll take his

I wish I was an international hobo.

Granted.

You are now hereby generally shunned at an international level



Shhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...







Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuunnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

I wish for a short necked giraffe

granted,

however the government takes it away cuz its illegal to own wild creatures. especially 1s that aren't rel.

i wish i was Behemoth King (look it up)

Granted,

but you turn into a pink behemoth queen... errr king... with moose horns and puppy dog eyes.

I wish I was Keith from Voltron