WTF

Flesh~N~Bone wrote:

I am your father. I know it may sound surprising bit its true. Me and Aphrodite had an affair 20 years ago, we met in a small town on Cybertron, at this coffee shop called BuckStar. I was on tour promoting my new line of bullet proof vests and stopped there for a drink. She was sitting at a table alone sipping a latte and I approached her. we chatted for about an hour, we connected pretty fast. maybe too fast cuz next thing you know we on my tour bus getting it on.

i aint know it was gonna be that good

next thing you know she was preganant with 18 babies

I tried to make things right but i ended up getting locked up for knocking down some stupid buildings in New York with paper airplanes smh.

so I'm back to let you all know I'm here for you. I want to be a family again.

LMFAO that guy was **** retarded

Notice to smily at the end?

yeah it was a crying smily at tfs but it changed